neck kissing is the way to my heart
and the way into my pants
Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
Why are straight people so obsessed with thinking they know better than gay people about what’s oppressive and what’s homophobic etc
concept: u and i go to the aquarium for our first date. u are nervous as u try to hold my hand. but u accidentally knock the cracker out of my hand because ur a piece of shit and u don’t use ur eyes. there goes my damn cracker. look what u have done. i run away screaming and never return ur phone calls. it’s been three years and u still write to me occasionally but i never answer. where is my cracker
I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHAT TY MEANS WHEN HE PUTS THE [ ō*] ON ALL OF HIS PICTURES
IT’S A LITTLE CAMERA
PHOTO CRED
I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS ANOTHER ONE OF HIS WEIRD HIEROGLYPHIC THINGS
okay geez wow okay i feel so much better now that i know that
white boys be like “im gonna make you come so hard” and ur like, what to my senses
every time i see this i’m thrown into hysterics because for some reason i NEVER anticipate the ending of this sentence
This is going viral on Facebook right now. There are jokes being made about it, and it makes me sick. Let me educate you guys, and hopefully save a few turtles in the process:
1. Turtles know where they’re going. DO NOT MOVE THEM IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION THAN THEY ARE ALREADY HEADING. Some turtles, such as Box Turtles, will actually die if they are moved or deterred from going where they’re going.
2. If the turtle is in danger, such as being in the middle of a busy road, then simply pick it up and move it (in the same direction it was going) until it is in a safe place. That’s it. Don’t take it home, and don’t bring it to a completely new location unless absolutely necessary!
3. While I’m talking about it, there is a proper way to pick up a turtle! DO NOT grab or pick up the turtle by its tail or legs. That can cause extreme pain and permanent harm to the animal! Place one hand on each side of the shell, a little bit behind the front legs, and lift the turtle. Make sure you keep the turtle low to the grown, should it decide to freak out a bit and you drop it.
4. If the turtle is large, it may be a snapping turtle. Those are aggressive and have extremely painful bites! Instead of picking it up, gently move it along with a blunt object until it is safely out of harms way.
5. Turtles swim and enjoy water. They know how to find a water source, they do not need your help. If you see a turtle roaming around next to a pond or lake, don’t pick it up and toss it in the water, it’s likely on land for a reason!
6. Tortoises are NOT water animals in any way, shape, or form! Don’t EVER throw them into any water! While some can swim, most cannot and will drown!
7. How do you tell the difference between a turtle and a tortoise? Here’s a few ways:
-Turtles tend to have webbed feet for swimming, while tortoises have round, stubby feet for walking.
-Turtles have flatter shells; tortoises have large, dome shaped shells that tend to have bumps and ridges on them.
Thank you for taking the time to read this, and if you have any other information that can help to educate people on this topic, please feel free to add it!
id beat your ass if i saw u holding a turtle by a limb
10 Reasons to Hate Donald Trump
1. His ex wife admitted that he forced her into sexual situations.
2. He wants to spend billions of dollars of our already dwindling budget to build a wall to stop Mexicans from coming into the country.
3. When asked hard hitting and relevant questions by a female he avoided them and went on to blame it on her period.
4. He gave out a senators private number out of spite.
5. If he can’t fix his hair how can we expect him to fix our economy?
6. He accused all immigrants of being rapists.
7. He believes immigrants stealing jobs is actually a thing.
8. He believes that sexual assault is to be expected when men and women are put together.
9. He’s disgusted by breast feeding.
10. He’s overall just a sexist, racist bully who uses his money in order to push people around.
I’m not even american but oh my god don’t let this scumbag be your fucking president
11. He wants to shut down all mosques, though he knows that it may be illegal
12. He wants to make all Muslims wear a badge and carry an ID that says that they’re Muslim
Remind you of anything?
Reblogging again for that^
13. He said that autistic children just need to be properly disciplined and that people suffering through depression and PTSD are acting as though they’re the first generation to struggle with these issues.
everyone needs to see this
14. He wanted to set up a “humane deportation force” That would rid America of Illegal immigrants.
Eerily enough, the Nazis had proposed a similar idea of wanting the Jews out of Europe; to set up a deportation force to exile the Jews from Europe. (source)
Wake up America.You are literally voting for the modern Adolf Hitler
15. He made fun of a NY Times reporter’s disability.
16. He said that if he would date Ivanka if she wasnt his daughter.
Listening to Twenty One Pilots in public like. joshua dun , Tyler Joseph #twentyonepilotsSkeletonClique #skeletønclique stillstreet
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